So lately Ewan has been making this sound with his lips that sound almost like he is saying Hezbollah. I am not kidding. Bruce cracks up every time he does it and says "look our son says Hezbollah! He's getting ready for Jihad." I keep telling him to shut up. I think Ewan is just very into world politics and like me he wonders why Lebanon has not been mentioned on the World News as of late especially after all that political unrest. OK OK maybe not....probably he just like blowing raspberries and they sound just like Hezbollah.
Bruce thinks it is hilarious though and calls our son the little Jihadist. Not funny! I keep telling him I'd prefer if his first word was Mama or Dada. I was taking a shower this morning and when I walked back into the bedroom my warped ass boyfriend was dancing around with our baby son singing "Hi diddlelee dee a Jihad life for me" to the tune of A Pirate's Life for Me!" Him and his warped British humor! To top it off he is a Scot and they're sense of humor is even more warped than the English! My kid is going to be a freak I tell ya!