*chirp*

topic posted Sun, May 11, 2008 - 4:48 PM by  SEAN
hear the cricketts
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SEAN
Chicago
  • Re: *chirp*

    Sun, May 11, 2008 - 5:35 PM
    LOL! It has gotten awfully quiet around here. I mostly post and dash these days because the wee one doesn't allow me to engage in long conversations.
    • Re: *chirp*

      Mon, May 12, 2008 - 3:28 PM
      Ooh, bad mama, ignoring the bairn for so much as a nanosecond!
      • Re: *chirp*

        Tue, May 13, 2008 - 3:28 PM
        It isn't so much that he wants non-stop attention. In fact he is quite good at amusing himself. He seems perfectly content to have me turn away and pay attention to something else for a while. It is just that when I do he seems to decide to try and find out how many things can get flushed down the toilet before I notice or how long of a line can he draw on the rug with markers before I notice or how many clothes can he pull out of the dirty laundry hamper before I notice. Yeah, he is great at amusing himself.
        • Re: *chirp*

          Tue, May 13, 2008 - 4:02 PM
          <<how long of a line can he draw on the rug with markers>>

          LORDY I would have him in shackles.

          I did that flushing things down the toilet one too many times and I got a swirly for it. I never did it again.
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            Tue, May 13, 2008 - 4:37 PM
            Fortunately I only buy washable markers so the damage wasn't permanent. Still, he keeps me on my toes.
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          Tue, May 13, 2008 - 5:18 PM
          >> Yeah, he is great at amusing himself.

          hehe
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            Tue, May 13, 2008 - 7:59 PM
            Baby manual. by V. Kind

            Chapter 1

            Fake it.

            Anyone wanna hear chapter 2?
            • Re: *chirp*

              Tue, May 13, 2008 - 8:44 PM
              I'm hoping chapter two is all about how to get play dough out of shag carpeting.
              • Re: *chirp*

                Tue, May 13, 2008 - 8:55 PM
                HAHhahHAhhahaahHAha

                No.

                Chapter 2
                Learn how to count to 10 while controlling your breathing and keeping your hands to yourself.
                • Re: *chirp*

                  Tue, May 13, 2008 - 9:45 PM
                  swirly

                  the act of the toilet being flushed while your head is in it
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                    Re: *chirp*

                    Wed, May 14, 2008 - 10:20 AM
                    i think i was some sort of alien child.

                    i never got into anything.

                    i was clean, quiet, and ridiculously well behaved.

                    and then i turned 14....
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                      Wed, May 14, 2008 - 10:31 AM
                      I was ridiculously well behaved around adults when I was a kid. The kind of child my white glove wearing grandmother would take to tea with her friends and show off. My mom's friends actually told her to bring my brother and I to their parties and art openings and such because we were so polite and well behaved........but when left to our own devices we were often bound to do some crazy shit. When I was a kid in Mexico it was totally normal to let your kids run wild all day long with all the other town kids (Puerto Vallarta was a fairly small town back then) and when we did it was practically Lord of The Flies. We all acted like crazy screaming maniacs and it was OK so long as when we got back home we knew to be polite with our parents and other adults.

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